jeles ye?

This morning, I received an email from a friend of mine with 2 wedding photos attached.

And my first impression,
OMG! Takutnye nak tengok gamba ni.

Ble bukak attachment
OMG! OMG! OMG! Aku dah agak dah mesti merah menyala. Dengan badan senget-benget pulak tu. Muke orang tu sengih melebar. Muke org tu pulak cam nak nangis je. Haha..

Do you know that certain mak andam just don't want you to look good and feel good and feel pretty and feel confident on your own wedding day? ON YOUR OWN WEDDING DAY for godsake! First impression tengok muka after make-up I was like, OMG! merahnye bibir. Macam orang kampung yang baru blaja nak pakai make up. So I told her, merah sangat la. Nak natural je. She answered, tak pe lah skali-skala.

I tried to wipe off the lipstick from my lips and mak andam tu dah start bulatkan mata. Tah kenapa time tu aku cam menurut perintah je. Mesti dia dah jampi pape. Memang dah tak comfortable gle time tu. Nak padam cam tak berkesempatan because she was everywhere. Jatuh self-confident on my own wedding day. Self-confident, please don't go away! Haha.. Dok pk, merah gle, merah gle. Sob sob.. Haih! Nasib baik tak kasi dia potong kening aku. Tah-tah senget sebelah nanti. I suspect that she was too jealous to see one cute bride because she wasn't that cute on her own wedding day. Haha.. Ye, sile muntah beramai-ramai.

I forwarded the email to my hubby

From: ajat hajar
Sent: Tuesday, June 23, 2009 11:55 AM
To: hubby dearest
Subject: FW: Salam

Oh My God!
I hate the lipstick color.
Malu x dpt wife lipstick tebal?
*nangis*

Nasib baik dia cakap tak malu. Kalau dia cakap malu, confirm cancel balik lumut weekend ni. Tapi memang betul2 nak nangis. Taknak tgk wedding pics kt sana boleh tak? Tapi kalau tanak tgk apsal aku letak kt sini? I can be so bengong sometimes!